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PRE_BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This pre_booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over _ unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
3. No calls before 9 PM _ we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit _ only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance _ that is why you are called the "backup" unless you are from out_of_town, then it's only a one_time advanced arrangement.
9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK _ don't be offended.
11. No extra clothing _ I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
12. No falling asleep right after sex _ it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the #*@% home.
13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it _ I don't care.
14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
16. Doggie style is the preferred position _ the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no #*@%ing. Carry your ass home.
19. No phone use, please _ don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
Participating Party
Signature______________________________________
Date: _______________ |
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| Freudian Inventory Results | Oral (66%) you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them.
Anal (33%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (60%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (56%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (56%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results | Warmth | |||||||||||||||||| | 58% | | Intellect | |||||||||||||||||| | 58% | | Emotional Stability | ||||||||||||||||||||| | 66% | | Aggressiveness | |||||||||||| | 38% | | Liveliness | ||||||||||||||| | 46% | | Dutifulness | |||||| | 14% | | Social Assertiveness | ||||||||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Sensitivity | ||||||||||||||| | 50% | | Paranoia | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 82% | | Abstractness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 86% | | Introversion | |||||||||||||||||||||||| | 74% | | Anxiety | |||||||||||||||||||||||| | 74% | | Openmindedness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Independence | ||||||||||||||||||||| | 66% | | Perfectionism | ||||||||||||||| | 42% | | Tension | ||||||||||||||| | 42% | | Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)personality tests by similarminds.com |
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Enneagram Test Results | Type 1 | Perfectionism | |||||||||||| | 46% | | Type 2 | Helpfulness | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Type 3 | Image Focus | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Type 4 | Hypersensitivity | |||||||||||||||| | 66% | | Type 5 | Detachment | |||||||||||||||| | 62% | | Type 6 | Anxiety | |||||||||| | 34% | | Type 7 | Adventurousness | |||||||||||||||| | 66% | | Type 8 | Aggressiveness | |||||| | 30% | | Type 9 | Calmness | |||||||||||||| | 54% | Your main type is 3 Your variant is self pres | Take Free Enneagram Personality Test
Locus of Control Test Results | Internal Locus (34%) Individual believes that their life is defined more by their decisions and internal drive.
External Locus (66%) Individual believes that their life is defined more by genetics, environment, fate, or other external factors.
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| Eysenck's Test Results | Extraversion (64%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Neuroticism (62%) moderately high which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Psychoticism (58%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense of the well being of others
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| dee sem burrrr |
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| 06:55pm 05/12/2005 |
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ahahuahahahah!
im so happy right now.
sooo happy,
really fucking happy.
i practised the whole weekend with rob for my interview.
i was also so scared of messing up all weekend.
i did much better then expected!!!1 B+, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DO SO BADLY ON THIS.i think i underestimate myself too much though.this is why im really happy though; my prof(the head administrator for the mental health program aka the BIG CHEEEEEESE)said that i'm a very good listener and he thinks im going to do well in counselling, but i need practise.he also said he thinks i have A+ potential, but my attendance is a "hit and miss".(which is true because you know, i'm a skipper)
im a skipper whose trying not to slack....does that make sense. i never slack in my work anymore. nevermind.
anyway, im more than happy with the feedback and the mark.
yay meeeeee
In april i come home(hopefully)for NEUF days,
to do my placement.
i found out if i ever give birth i can never have an epidural.
my hair is so short
exams are next week.....
and i just have one last thing to saaaay:
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAY (on the 18tttth)
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| 05:50pm 02/11/2005 |
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...
to laugh is to risk the fool.
to weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
to reach out for another, is to risk involvement.
to expose feelings is to riskexposing our true self.
to place our ideas and dreams before the crowd is to risk loss.
to love is to risk not being loved in return.
to live is to risk dying.
to hope is to risk despair.
to try at all is to risk failure.
but to risk we must.
the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
the person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing, is nothing. |
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| 02:39pm 28/10/2005 |
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i just wish we could be friends like we used to. |
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| decided |
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| 11:25pm 24/10/2005 |
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going to start a new journal on my birthday. a nice clean fresh start... |
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| this is usually for guys but meh. |
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| 12:29pm 23/10/2005 |
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Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 55% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! |
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 70% on tit-size |
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You scored higher than 59% on ass-size |
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You scored higher than 16% on cuteness |
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| i am obsessed with HATS. |
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| 10:58pm 17/10/2005 |
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fall is my absolute favorite time of the year.
i miss you
i hope everyone is well and having a productive year.
as for me;
i seem to be learning new things about myself a little more everyday.
well,thats not always a good thing,but its nice to feel in control for once.
i L O V E my program. i dont want to get too ahead of myself considering its still the first term... but im really enjoying it so far.
i dont know how to explain the amount of respect i have for some of the professionals/peoples who make mental wellness possible.i had to write a short essay on why i choose this program at the beginning of the year, and i basically BS'd the entire thing because i couldnt really express it at the time what it was that made me choose it in the first place. i guess i also felt a little lazy due to the fact that it was only worth like 5% and i had other MAJOR assignments due at the same time.
i wish i could re-write it now.
i'd have so much to write, i feel so inspired, now more than ever.
i cant wait to start this as a career.
i'm considering university after this program>
Theres a detoxification course up here at Nippising U, but i think by then,id like to come home and study...yea.
right now i think the first field i want to get into is sleep disorders and such.
then id like to try some different fields like in drug addictions (ciggs,alchohal)
then go more into group work and abuse counselling.
and then some how get into the psych field.
i dont know why im planning ahead, i guess i just wish it were all that easy.
i still have yet to find out my midterm marks.
i moved into residence 2 weeks ago.
living on res is sweet.
but not when the walls are PAPER THIN, and everyone can hear everything.... and i mean everything.
sadly, i do not have the internet in my room.but maybe soon.
the room is not yet completed.
old friends are cool, new friends are cool.
anyway i dont have time to write,i intitially i came to do some research and managed five minutes.
stay in touch as much as possible.
toodles.
ps:
could EVERYONE/ANYONE whose reading this PLEASE comment back with the folling:
what you think your strengths and weaknesses are, when it comes to your behaviour towards the opposite sex.Whether in a relationship or not. just an over all list.
your totally allowed to make your comments anonomous, i just need HONEST responses for an essay.
thaaaaaanks guys. |
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